At Geezers With Tweezers, we don’t do dull, regurgitated press releases disguised as “articles.” Our blog is a refreshingly irreverent, painfully honest, and occasionally educational deep dive into the world of watches—minus the nauseating sycophancy you’ll find elsewhere. We cover the good, the bad, and the hilariously overpriced, all with a healthy dose of sarcasm and actual knowledge. Whether we’re cringing at a watches launch press release, roasting a six-figure monstrosity, or questioning why anyone needs a moonphase on a dive watch, we promise engaging, entertaining, and utterly unfiltered horological content. No fluff, no fawning—just watches, straight up.